♪♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yeh-heah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Oh, burrito ♪
♪ Burrito ♪
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
♪ My little burrito ♪
♪ Burrito, burrito, burrito ♪
♪ We've got such a long way to go ♪
♪ For me to eat you ♪
MARCO: Hey Star!
- Ow!
Marco! What did I tell you about...
Wait... Marco!
Hi.
Oh, my goodness!
It's so good to see you.
Um, what are you doing here?
I missed it here, so, I decided to come back permanently.
- TOM: ♪ Burrito, burrito ♪
- ♪ I'll never let... ♪
- Marco! - Tom!
- GUARD: Intruder!
KNIGHTS: Hup, hup, hup.
Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Guys, guys, hey guys, it's all right. It's just Marco.
I'm not an intruder. King River said I could be a knight.
See? I got the cape and everything.
- Look, he's got a cape.
Ugh, River. I'm so confused here.
You told Marco he could be a knight?
Well, uh, yeah.
I never actually thought we'd see him again. Ha ha!
I'm sorry, Marco, but I'm afraid that's not how it works.
But King River gave me a knight's cape.
M for Mewni.
No, my boy, that's my meat blanket.
- Yes.
- I also have a cheese doily.
But I wore this thing every day.
For weeks. Weeks...
I'm sorry, Marco,
but becoming a knight is no easy task.
Yes. It takes years of intense training, dear.
Yeah. Years of intense training.
- He hasn't even been a squire.
Hey, I can do that.
River, are any of our knights in need of a squire?
Wait, I've got it. How about we set him up
with Sir Pop Lock and Dropeth? Hmm?
That old scamp!
Um, actually, he "pop, locked, and dropped".
You mean...?
Oh, my.
Star, why don't you have Marco stay with you?
It will give you two a chance to catch up
while we figure this out.
Wait, wait, wait.
I know a knight he can squire for.
Man, Star. I'm sorry.
I feel like I just crash landed into your life.
Well, we figured it out.
Yeah... um, cool.
Wow, heh. Check out all these stairs. Sure are a lot.
So, what does Jackie think about all this?
Oh, well, she wasn't really into it, but you know me.
Ain't nobody telling me what to do.
That-that was a joke.
Actually, yeah, she-she broke up with me.
Well, I'm very sorry about that.
So, are you and Tom--
Yep!
Oh, look, here's that door we were walking to.
Found you!
Ah, here's our guy, Sir Lavabo. Hi!
Ah, princess.
I will be with you shortly.
I have a job to finish.
There. Every sock in the kingdom now has its mate.
How may I be of service?
Well, I... I got you a squire.
My own squire?
What do you call him?
- Marco Diaz.
I'm squiring for the laundry guy?
Yeah. This is Sir Lavabo. He's super cool.
But I'd be way down here in the basement.
Actually, sub-basement.
So moody. You're gonna love it.
Yeah, but, just the same,
how about you princess me up something a little closer,
like, say, something in the castle?
Marco, just 'cause I'm a princess
doesn't mean I can do anything I want.
Yeah, but if I'm all the way down here,
we're never even gonna see each other.
You don't appreciate anything I do!
Star, wait. I didn't mean...
Marco Diaz, are you ready for your first quest?
Yeah... sure.
What are we doing?
You must empty the lint catcher.
"Oh, hey Star!"
"I just showed up out of nowhere."
"Why don't you give me a job to do?"
Okay, Marco, here's a job.
"No, not that job! Another job
Hello.
Eclypsa.
They're giving you some outdoor time.
That's great.
I know. And real dragon chains,too.
They make a lady feel so free.
Oh, yeah, that's, uh, that's really awesome.
Can I sit? Sit, like, right there?
Thanks.
Here, take a load off. Feed the birds.
Always makes me feel better.
I don't get how some people think it's okay
to just drop into your life
without so much as a head's up.
You know what I'm saying?
And then you try to help him out,
no appreciation.
So, what's his name?
Huh
No, no, no, no, no, it's not like that.
Well, well, not anymore.
- It's just Marco. - Well, Marco.
So, that's it.
Marco thinks that
just because I'm a princess,
I can get him whatever job he wants.
Well, can't you?
No... yes. But that's not the point.
Well, now that he's here, do you want him to stay?
Uh, yeah... no.
Ugh, I don't know. Doesn't matter anyway.
I already made him a laundry squire.
He's squiring for the knight of the wash?
Well, then your problem will take care of itself, dear.
What's that supposed to mean?
No squire has ever survived
more than a day in the laundry room.
It's the most dangerous place in the castle.
Marco! I got to go.
Thanks for the popcorn.
That wasn't popcorn.
Lavabo, where's Marco?
On his first quest,
cleaning out the lint catcher, mi' lady.
Oh, no. Sparkle slushie juice blast!
Wait, princess!
Marco?
Whoa!
That was weird.
Marco! There you are.
No, don't. You're gonna wake it up.
- No, I said.
Don't. You're gonna wake it up.
What?
I said, you're going to wake it up.
- Whoa! - Ugh!
Whoa! Aah!
Aah!
Rolling thunder lightning blast!
Aah!
No!
Marco!
Huh?
Marco, are you okay?
We gotta get that fan moving.
Hiya!
It won't budge!
Wiggle harder!
I'm coming, Marco.
- Ha, gotcha! - Whoa!
Fantastic exit beam!
- Aah! - Aah!
LAVABO: Bravo!
Fantastique!
Only one other squire has survived the lint catcher.
Me!
Marco Diaz, you will make a fine squire
for the knights of the wash.
Great.
Thanks, I guess.
Uh, Lavabo, can you give us a sec?
I need to talk to Marco alone.
As you wish, Princess.
Long live the wash.
Okay, listen, Marco.
Here's the thing.
A lot has changed in my life since you left.
It's complicated, but I finally figured out
that I just need to be the best princess I can now.
And with you here it's really hard to--
Yeah, yeah. I totally get it.
It was a crazy bad idea for me to do this
without giving you a heads up.
I'll go back to Earth.
That's not what I meant.
Okay, can I, uh, take my hands off my face, please?
I feel like I'm gonna run into something.
Okay, stop.
This is the place.
Sparkle glitter bomb expand.
Okay, you can look now.
Wow.
Is that...
What?
No way!
I can't believe it!
My room!
All my stuff!
My galactic kung fu doll.
This is so great!
Marco, kneel.
Uh, what?
Marco, sit.
What are
Head down, please.
I hereby declare that you,
Marco Ubaldo Diaz, shall henceforth
be my royal squire, to stay by my side
in times of peace or danger,
as my most trusted confidant and advisor.
To go clubbing with me even when he's too tired,
to share his late night nachos,
but most importantly to be my very best friend
so long as we both shall live.
Amen.
Do you accept?
I do.
Wait, do princesses even have squires?
I'm a princess. I can do what I want.